oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

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tahthetrickster:

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

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paulwelsey:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

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